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 Remembering that it's a dull mind that is easily board. It's our aim to help you laugh in the day of trouble, to strengthen your funney bone so you can stand up in a depression and kick bordoms butt right across the planet. Then with your strengthend ability to giggle at difficulty you will have the energy to send Beckie's site some more humor, or fuel for the cannon of happiness so it can blow the limbs off of saddness and run around in glee and leap for joy.
Welcome to Rebbecca's Web, she has the most exciting and fantastic sense of humor, and as she says it; "is living proof that blonds can be smarter than all the other folically challenged people".
Help her build this humor
page, don't be a pickle sucker, or a pinwhiskered pinheaded peanut brain, smile a while and give your face a rest.. and remember that
a merry heart doeth well like a medicine.
Please Send Me Your Favorite Jokes or Humor Locations to help us make this a great collection of good humor.
Help us to stamp out yawns and bordom as well as prove that a happy
heart tends to frolick down the streets of life better than a heavy one.
A famous sage said to
ministers; "remember when you preach about heaven let your face light up and let the joys of eternal bliss show through, but, when you preach
about hell,,,,, your normal face will do".
Some People, but never us !
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in
their pews.
Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.
It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come
close.
When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.
Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: "And in conclusion."
If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it
has.
God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should
you ? (I like this one best...dje)
To make a long story short, don't tell it.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
Peace starts with a smile.
I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make
which one you stay home from?
A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just
sitting on the premises.
We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges. Be ye fishers of
men. You catch them - He'll clean them.
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over
"religious nuts!"
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
He who angers you, controls you!
If God is your Copilot - swap seats!
Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not
protect you.
You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
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